HOLD THAT TIGER!

Diver's bestie is 15-foot shark who acts like dog

MARIA SHRIVER FINALLY FORGIVES HORNDOG ARNIE

Cheating death has changed him

CHRISLEY CROOKS CATCH A BREAK!

Julie Chrisley, 50, will erve five more years at FMC Lexington in Kentucky | Todd Chrisley, 54, is set for release from FPC Pensacola in Florida in 2033

YOUTUBE MONSTER MOM FIGHTS TO SAVE OWN SKIN!

Jailed Ruby Franke blames pervert child for making her strict

HOWARD STERN MARRIAGE CRISIS!

Heading for $650M split after holding wife hostage

JUDGE PUTS BITE ON TV SHARK'S PARTNER

SHARK Tank success Nate Holzapfel tried to orchestrate the deal of a lifetime by pleading guilty to scamming lovelorn gals out of their hard-earned cash in Utah and serving 48 months of probation — but a judge rejected the agreement and socked him with up to 18 years behind bars!

STALKING HORSE

Cops lasso equestrian for $2M hit on hubby

BAD BELLYACHE BATTERS BRUCE

BRUCE Springsteen, 74, had a gut feeling something was wrong — and now The Boss has postponed a slew of concerts after his doctor after his doctor confirmed he needs treatment for painful peptic ulcer disease!

WIFE BIJOU BLINDSIDED!

THE devastated wife of convicted rapist Danny Masterson is “miserable” and “circling the drain” after a judge threw the book at the disgraced actor!

LOCHNESS MONSTER COMES OUT OF HIDING!

Experts convinced beast is real after shocking sightings caught on camera

HARRY COMES OUT OF SHELL AWAY FROM MEGHAN HELL!

LEAVING domineering wife Meghan at home, Prince Harry reverted to the party animal ways of his bachelor days, carousing like a royal rock star at the Invictus Games in Germany — and palace sources giggled the henpecked hubby looked like a puppy off a leash.

JOYOUS J.LO DUMPS STICK-IN-MUD BEN!

JENNIFER LOPEZ plunged into a wild partying spree at New York Fashion Week without hubby Ben Affleck, who moped at their new L.A. mansion playing homebody dad with his three kids from his marriage to Jennifer Garner, spies tattle.

CATTY CAITLYN EVICTS SEX-SWAP ROOMIE!

Her romantic designs on Sophia Hutchins, 27, never were appreciated

LONE GUNMAN DIDN'T KILL JFK!

Secret Service agent finally EXPOSES 'magic bullet' hoax

COUGAR DIANA LOOKING TO HURRY LOVE!

Diva, 79, hears clock ticking

GOING GAGA FOR WEDDING AND A BABY!

POKER Face singer Lady Gaga is showing her hand as her reignited romance with Michael Polan sky heats up — insiders tell GLOBE she wants him, wedding bells and a baby ASAP!

NEWLYWED ROBIN'S BIZARRE PROPOSAL

TV’s star morning host Robin Roberts and love Amber Laign finally tied the knot about ten months after exchanging engagement rings at a local eatery — and then eating them!

COSTNER'S TRAGIC VICTORY DANCE

Crushes wife in divorce war but admits he still loves her

WASTED AWAY IN SMUGGLERVILLE!

How Jimmy Buffett cheated grim death and became a star

WALKING TALL!

Pregnant teen returns to Florida beach where giant shark ate her leg

BERNHARD SLIMED AS CHARITY CHEAT!

Ex-manager sues smarmy Sandra

ABUSE TURNED RAINN INTO DRIP

COMEDY star Rainn Wilson was a laugh riot in TV’s The Office, but he now confesses to being eaten alive by dark depression from an abusive childhood — and spending 22 years in therapy to finally turn the corner.

THERAPY SAVES SIMON AT 63!

FOR most of his life, Simon Cowell was a driven man, depressed and fearful of failure despite his TV hits The X Factor and America’s Got Talent, but now Mr. Nasty’s relaxed and cool thanks to therapy at the ripe age of 63.

GOOD VIBRATIONS!

Chess wiz cleared in anal buzzer cheating scandal

TUCKER'S TASTE FOR TYRANTS TERRIFIES WIFE!

Fired pundit hopes to become Putin pal

SECRETS OBAMAS' CHIEF TOOK TO THE GRAVE!

Police covering up bizarre death

ON SHAKE-Y GROUND!

Busted for slaying wife with spiked protein drinks after researching poison

TAYLOR'S TERRIBLE TORMENT!

Why music industry's reigning queen can't stop crying on stage

JOE & SOPHIE ON THE ROCKS!

Fears custody war Is looming between singer & Brit beauty

BRITNEY SPEARS LIAR HUBBY SAM!

Rants about deceit as divorce boils over