COWBOY KEVIN GOES IT ALONE ON THE RANGE

Burned bachelor guards against gold diggers

SOFIA BOOSTS FACE TO WOO NEW BEAU

SEXY Sofía Vergara is getting hot ’n’ heavy with her new bone doc beau, Justin Saliman, and sources snitch she’s also treating herself to some nip/tucks to help fight Father Time!

TELL-ALL JADA'S BOOK BOMBS!

BLABBERMOUTH Jada Pinkett Smith’s new tell-all tome is a turkey — it’s failed to gobble up a place in the top 10 on bestseller charts after generating a ton of buzz!

O.J. SIMPSON'S AGONIZING END

Fading ex-con trapped in prison of pain

HARVEY HUMILIATED AS WIFE'S CAUGHT IN CHEATING SCANDAL!

Bodyguard claims he fathered her daughter

WHY KATHIE LEE AIN'T BACK ON TV

New hosts try to fill her shoes

JENNA SUFFERS MOMMY GUILT!

MEAN mom Jenna Bush Hager admits she trashes all the participation trophies her three “average” kids win!

GOLDIE HAWN: I TANGLED WITH ET!

Bares real-life encounter with space creatures

SCIENTOLOGY TRASHES DANNY RAPE VICTIMS!

FOUR gals who helped send Scientology rapist Danny Masterson to the slammer have been clobbered with a ferocious counterattack by the church, which they accuse of launching a terrifying campaign of harassment and intimidation to silence them forever.

WHAT THE BUCK?

Deer raids restaurant

TRUMP LOSING HIS MARBLES!

Doctors claim politician, 77, suffers from early dementia

CUNNING CUT THROATS!

Couple nailed for tossing wounded sucker off bridge

TIM'S TV SON CUTS FELONY PLEA DEAL!

HOTHEADED Home Improvement tool Zachery Ty Bryan pleaded guilty to felony assault in Oregon — nearly three months after his domestic violence arrest, officials say.

CAMILLA TURNS SCREWS ON KATE!

Determined to put William's wife in her place before king quits

RICHARD MOLL DIED HATING TV JUDGE HARRY

TOWERING actor Richard Moll — the gentle giant Bailiff Bull Shannon on the ’80s sitcom Night Court — died detesting his diva co-star Harry Anderson, who wasn’t like the nice-guy judge he played, sources reveal.

MATTHEW PERRY KILLED HIMSELF!

Sullen Friends star was bitter & alone at end

PRINCE ALBERT REIGN OF TERROR EXPOSED!

Monaco ruler's secret police silence all critics including his wife

REALITY'S KIM SELLS FALSIES!

SEXPOT Kim Kardashian catapulted to riches and fame on the back of a leaked porn video showing her romping in bed with a boyfriend, and now she’s using her racy rep to hustle push-up bras with fake nipples!

F-BOMBS AWAY!

Kelly scolded for talking dirty

NIP/TUCKS KEEP BETTE MIDLER LOOKING DIVINE

BODACIOUS Bette Midler has finally admitted she’s a nip/ tuck freak and sources blab the 77-year-old Divine Miss M is splurging on face fixes to look young and keep her 39-year marriage steamy!

JON VOIGHT CRUSHING ON MERYL!

Making play for red-hot mama

BEATTY BORES WIFE TO TEARS

Dick Tracy, 86, lost his mojo

SAJAK & SEACREST GO TO WAR!

Mind games trash talk behind scenes at Wheel

PRISCILLA NIP/TUCK RISKS KISS OF DEATH

EXPERTS say one of the major reasons to study history is to learn from past mistakes.

WHAT JORAN'S PARENTS TOLD NATALEE'S MOM

Dad sweated bullets during showdown

PRENATAL DIET SODA TRIPLES AUTISM RISKS!

Boys impacted more than girls

BURGLAR BEARS CHOW DOWN ON HOME COOKIN'!

Families cower as bruins gobbl BBQ lasagna

KING CHARLES QUITS!

Slammed hy heart crisis killer stress as he turns 75

RICH KID CHARGED IN BMW BLOODBATH

Crash leaves 4 coeds dead

DUMPED DOC KILLS BEAUTY - & HIMSELF!

Fatal shots in the head