BRAVE SUZANNE'S DEATHBED WISH FOR HER HUBBY!

TRAGIC beauty Suzanne Somers’ dying wish was to make sure her beloved hubby would be looked after for the rest of his days, insiders tell The National ENQUIRER.

CHER'S KIDS FRET FOR MOONSTRUCK MOM!

Romantic reunion with ex-beau AE spells trouble

SILENCE OF THE SCAMS!

Hell-bent judges put muzzle on Lecter-loving Trump

EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS!

Hunters bag 13-foot gator

MARY LOU RETTON MIRACLE RECOVERY!

Back from the dead as fans donate $500K to pay medical bills

ASHTON & MILA ON THE ROCKS!

Blaming each other for backlash over defense of rapist pal Danny Masterson

ANGELINA WILL NEVER MAKE PEACE WITH PITT

BITTER beauty Angelina Jolie has proven she won’t end her war against ex-hubby Brad Pitt by charging the judge who oversaw the former couple’s custody battle unfairly sided with the Fight Club hunk, sources spill.

WILL & JADA'S MARRIAGE WAS ONE BIG LIE!

She FINALLY admits they split SEVEN years ago

CHARLES MANSON DEATH CURSE STRIKES AGAIN!

TWISTED cult kingpin Charles Manson — who masterminded the murders of pregnant actress Sharon Tate and six others in 1969 — continues to kill from beyond the grave, say investigators who believe a hex is targeting those associated with the monster!

SUCCESS MURDERING FAMILY GUY STEVE!

Longs to play househusband

BALLER BUTLER GOES COUNTRY!

Morgan Wallen helps hoopster bring the heat

CASH-HUNGRY CHRISTINE BUTTERS UP COSTNER!

CRAFTY Christine Baumgartner is back on speaking terms with Kevin Costner after finalizing their contentious divorce — but pals fear the Yellowstone cowboy’s cash-hungry baby mama is secretly plotting a new way to get her mitts on his $400 million fortune!

AARON RODGERS TACKLES KELCE OVER TAY-TAY!

SIDELINED NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers is flinging bombs at football stud Travis Kelce — slamming the tight end’s budding romance with songbird Taylor Swift!

AMERICA'S NEW HOSTAGE CRISIS

Terrorists bet human bargaining chips will blunt U.S. response

WORLD WAR III HAS STARTED!

Iran masterminds Israel terror attack - Biden blamed for financing bloodbath

SAVVY SOPHIE WINS GAME OF GROANS!

Jonas spanked over custody in divorce war

TUCKER TRIES THAT IN A SMALL TOWN!

Cozy Maine community up in arms as windbag stomps all over them

JILTED JOSHUA IN DARK PLACE!

GLOOMY Joshua Jackson has managed to keep his chin up when it comes to doors slamming in his face over his long acting career — but the romantic rejections he has suffered are REALLY wearing him down!

KANYE CLONES KIM!

CONTROL-FREAK Kanye West is transforming his bride Bianca Censori into a zombified clone of ex-wife Kim Kardashian — and the ranting rapper’s efforts have infuriated his former flame, sources snitch

LOVESTRUCK LAINEY HEARS WEDDING BELLS

NASHVILLE sensation Lainey Wilson capped her ragsto-riches story by winning Female Artist of the Year at the Academy of Country Music Awards, and now the bell bottoms–loving singer is continuing the fairy tale by marrying the man she kept hidden from the world for two years!

CRUISE WON'T BEND FOR BECKHAMS!

Snubbed Tom refuses to forgive former BFFs

AQUAMAN SCANDAL LANDS HEARD against IN HOT WATER!

Makes fishy claims against star Momoa

CRUEL CAITLYN HITS BELOW BELT!

Plans to jab K-clan in toxic new tell-all

BEN RAISES A STINK!

J.Lo's pissed over poor potty habits

PETE'S HELL ON WHEELS!

New crash sparks fears troubled comic is on road to ruin

CLOONEYS CLOBBER HARRY & MEGHAN!

Blatant snub leaves renegade royals reeling

NEW YORK FLOODING FREES SAVVY SEA LION!

A TORRENTIAL downpour and record floods didn’t rain on the parade of a New York City sea lion who used the rising tide to escape her Central Park Zoo enclosure!

PRESIDENT'S IN THE DOG HOUSE

OLD dog Joe Biden is so busy masterminding his 2024 reelection bid and cementing his political legacy, the president isn’t training his menacing mutt Commander to stop terrorizing White House workers, animal experts bark.

STRIKES GIVE MARISKA MARRIAGE NEW SHOT!

Workaholic forced to spend quality time with hubby Hermann

KIMMEL'S KILLER INSTINCT KICKS IN!

Calls in celeb chips in fight to stay on-air