DELTA BURKE: MY BATTLE WITH CRYSTAL METH

Abused speed to slim down after being told she was too fat for TV

BECKHAM KICKS WAHLBERG OVER $10M SPORT FLOP

SOCCER legend David Beckham is dragging movie hunk Mark Wahlberg into court claiming the pumped-up actor cheated him out of $10 million in a fitness company deal gone bad.

DR. DOLLY'S Rx FOR SLY'S MARRIAGE!

MUSIC icon Dolly Parton helped Sylvester Stallone save his once-shaky marriage to model-wife Jennifer Flavin by turning him into a down-home country boy, tattle sources.

KEPT COREY WANTS OUT OF KRIS' CAGE

JEALOUS Kris Jenner is living in fear her 25-years younger beau, Corey Gamble, is set to escape his golden cage to become a star in his own right — and hook up with gals way below her age, spies dish.

KELLY'S EX FACING DOUBLE TROUBLE!

Must cough up $5.2M to appeal order giving $2.6M back to Clarkson

LIVID MELANIA HUSH MONEY HUMILIATION!

Proud wife refuses to sleep with Trump as trial details his sexual peccadillos

IS O.J.KHLOE'S DADDY

Kardashian kid demands truth after Simpson's cancer death

LATER, GATOR!

Six-foot saurian freed after months in 12-inch pipe

PACINO'S BABY MOM WANTS TO FLY SOLO

Rules out exclusive romance

BULLYGATE WITNESS BREAKS SILENCE!

Bares 'harsh treatment' working for the Sussexes

HOLE LOTTA TROUBLE!

Courtney Love trashes boring Taylor Swift!

FEDS SHUTTERING CELEB HELLHOLE!

Inmates traded sex for Kentucky Fried Chicken

DEMONIC DENTIST DEFANGED

Perv gets 180 years for preying on patients and staff

WORLD'S OLDEST CONJOINED TWINS UNITED IN DEATH!

Lori & George, 62, led oddly separate lives

GOLDEN GIRL, 85, WINS GUNFIGHT WITH BURGLAR

Shot & handcuffed to chair, she blew him away to save her disabled son

WY & CACTUS IN PRICKLY SITUATION!

Fears her family problems are ruining marriage

HOW TO BANISH OFFICE BUTT!

Expert advice to put new bounce in your flat booty

SHIRLEY.90. KEEPS KNOCKIN' EM BACK!

Spurns docs' orders to finally sober up

ISAWA UFO ABDUCT TWO FISHERMEN!

Witness breaks 50-year silence

BOBBITT'S TOES SLICED OFF TOO

This time he is blaming filthy water

WHY BREAST CANCER COMES BACK!

What every gal needs to know

PET HOARDERS COLLARED!

Dead critters kept in couple's crib

STREISAND'S GOING DEAF!

Why Barbra will never sing again

KILLED BY RAMPAGING ELEPHANT!

American tourist's bucket list holiday ends in tragedy

NASA NAILED UFO COVER-UP

Experts blast explanation for odd images of lunar spacecraft

BALDWIN'S LOOK ARE SHOT TO HELL!

Stress is killing old matinee idol

INSECURE K-CLAN BEACH BUNNIES KICK SAND IN EACH OTHER'S FACES!

Mean momager Kris stirs the pot from 3,000 miles away!

TRAVIS IS FAT & UNHAPPY!

Tay-Tay has her bored beefcake on very strict diet

SICKLY CHER'S YOUNG STUD IS BODY SLAVE

Illnesses taking toll on romance

PARTON OF THE WAYS!

Dolly's family jockeying for slices of her $650M fortune