KRISTOFFERSON CHANGES TUNE!

87-year-old coming out of retirement

TV MOB BOSS' DRUGGED-OUT FINAL DAZE!

Gandolfini made Sopranos set hell

EX-CON FELICITY SINGING THE BLUES

AFTER serving time for her rap in the Varsity Blues college bribery scandal, former Desperate Housewives star Felicity Huffman is singing the blues — moaning her life’s “been hard” and she’s barely working.

WILL LAINEY'S ROMANCE SURVIVE SUCCESS?

Fears red-hot country queen won't have time for love

NEW CANCER VAX KILLS TUMORS!

A REVOLUTIONARY personalized cancer vaccine — designed to harness a patient’s own immune system and exhibit only mild side effects — may be the long-awaited cure for the killer disease, experts say.

RAMPAGING COCAINE HIPPOS ON THE ATTACK!

Cartel czar Escobar's old pets unstoppable

DON'T GO IN THE WATER!

Fishermen catch 1,200-lb, 12-foot shark off beach

COULTER REPENTS & BURIES DONALD!

ONCE a MAGA maniac, conservative pundit Ann Coulter is now all for Donald Trump dropping dead!

D.A. FANI ADMITS SHE GOT INTO HER ASSISTANT'S BRIEFS

GEORGIA D.A. Fani Willis has finally fessed up about her “personal relationship” with special prosecutor Nathan Wade — who she’s paid more than $600,000 in public funds to be on her team prosecuting Donald Trump for racketeering and conspiracy to overturn the 2020 presidential election!

FEDS PROBE MCMAHON AS WWE SEX SLEAZEBALL

OUSTED WWE co-founder Vince McMahon is the target of a federal probe after female employees accused him of sexual assault and trafficking!

HEADCASE DECAPITATES HIS FATHER!

Murder charge after gruesome YouTube rant

BEATEN GIRL KILLED WITH ROLLING PIN

HALF-BAKED Georgia parents Natiela and Cledir Mendes Barros are facing murder raps for the death of their eight-year-old daughter, who was brutally battered with a wooden rolling pin, lawmen say.

TOBY KEITH'S HEARTBREAK LAST REGRET

NYCOUNTRY king Toby Keith’s amazing run of hit ditties was a bartender’s bonanza of boozy crowdpleasers including I Love This Bar, Drunk Americans, Get Drunk and Be Somebody, and I Like Girls That Drink Beer — but friends reveal the beloved star went to his grave fearing his guzzling doomed him to an early end.

WEATHERS TOOK ROCKY GRUDGE TO THE GRAVE!

Stallone fired him for wanting raise

KING CHARLES HAS CANCER!

Reluctant William to fill father's shoes as dying monarch prepares abdication

YELLOWSTONE CAST TURNS RUSTLER!

Demand big reboot raises

SAJAK SABOTAGING WHEEL OF FORTUNE!

BOOTED and bitter Pat Sajak is doing everything he can to sabotage Wheel of Fortune before he walks out the door, according to sources who say he’s leaving his replacement Ryan Seacrest a monstrous mess to clean up.

CHYNNA AND BILLY'S HAIL MARY MARRIAGE

JESUS freak Chynna Phillips and hubby Billy Baldwin have plenty of faith between them — and it’s threatening to destroy their marriage!

BILLY JOEL GETS HIS MOJO BACK!

Takes sex lessons from pal Sting, 72

TOM'S CRUISING TO BE DAD AT 61

LOVESTRUCK Tom Cruise is so hot for Russian socialite Elsina Khayrova he’s babbling about a new Mission: Impossible — becoming a dad again at age 61 and adding a tiny new follower to Scientology!

BRITNEY GAGS SAM WITH DOLLAR BILLS!

$50M divorce payoff to zip his lips about odd life as man & wife

WHITE HOUSE FIRED TRUMP'S SEX PEST BUTLER!

Walt Nauta accused of harassing women, forbidden affairs and revenge porn threats

GUTSY CELINE'S MEDICAL MIRACLE!

Songbird gains 20 lbs. & stalls advance of her killer disease

J.LO & MARIAH: 2 MEAN BEANS FROM SAME POD

SHE-CATS Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez have hated each other for years, but sources say their ferocious feud’s hit overdrive as they vie to be the sexiest 50-something while verbally ripping each other to shreds!

TAYLOR & BEYONCE'S BACKBITING BRAWL!

The dirty doings behind divas' public smiles

DREW CAREY HATES PLINKO

GENIAL game show host Drew Carey reveals he \"wants to scream\" at contestants on The Price Is Right he hates their love of the Plinko segment, which makes people guess the first and last numbers in an item's price.

A GOOD MAN IS HARD TO FIND!

DURING her heyday, supermodel Christie Brinkley was considered the most gorgeous gal in the world, but now after four failed marriages, including one to rocker Billy Joel, the Uptown Girl can’t find a man.

PETERSON CASE IS VERY FISHY!

THEATER Scott Peterson was the most hated man in America when he was convicted of the monstrous 2002 Christmas Eve murder of his eight-month pregnant wife, Laci, and their unborn son, Connor!

AMELIA EARHART MYSTERY SOLVED AFTER 87 YEARS!

Sonar shows plane resting 16,000 feet under the Pacific

ANNETTE'S OSCAR DIET IS ALL WET!

Swimming helped bulky Bening lose 12 stubborn pounds