Big eejit Musk needs Bishop Brennan-style kick for butting in..

THERE'S a once-in-a-lifetime, golden opportunity for some Irish politician to become an international hero by doing a Bishop Brennan on Elon Musk, with a good kick up the arse.

Ava's 'slaves' buy her what she desires

DUBLIN model Ava Van Rose has built up an army of \"slaves\" who provide her with expensive goodies.

RTE backs 2 Johnnies show pilot

RTE stars The 2 Johnnies are planning a new leading entertainment show.

McGregor ready to swing for Chandler

Conor's UFC return at end of year

I do, take two, for Nicky and wife

WESTLIFE star Nicky Byrne and his childhood sweetheart Georgina Ahern mark 20 years of marriage by “tying the knot again”.

Top gun Juice dies in crash

THIS is the hero fighter pilot who was one of three Ukrainian airmen killed in a mid-air collision.

Wagner boss dead: Official

Tests confirm Prigozhin in plane horror

The Rose of Tubridy

Psychologist supporting star after collapse of RTE career

Property prices up by 2.05%

PROPERTY prices increased by 2.05% for the first six months of the year, new data has found.

Funeral for teen who drowned in harbour

THE funeral of a teenager who drowned is to take place this week.

UNITED IN GRIEF

Tears & tributes to young lives cut short. Clonmel 'left numbed and speechless' by tragedy

Strictly speaking, they can't dance

Judge Shirley claims 'trained' contestants still won't be able to foxtrot, waltz or jive

Will Robbie come back for good?

WHATEVER he said, whatever he did, he didn't mean it - as Robbie Williams and Mark Owen prove by grinning non-stop as they perform together again.

Garda Disney job's enough to Tigger a public backlash

Force ditches plan for officer at Paris resort

Springbok marker is laid down

SIYA KOLISI’S South Africa laid down a World Cup marker as they dished out a five-try hammering to their bitterest rivals.

THE HENE IS NIGH...

Farrell's brought deadline forward but lain's just anxious to get going

NINE-IN-A-ROW LADIES HAILED

KERRY’S nine-in-a-row winning women’s footballers’ pioneering achievement has been recognised by the Association of Sports Journalists in Ireland.

DAN AND OUT

It's the pits as Ricciardo's return ruined after hand broken in smash

TikTok star mum's fury as 'suicide kit' chef is linked to 88 deaths

Imogen 'supplied substance by Canadian'

Space threat to immunity of astronaut

TWO weeks in space can seriously damage an astronaut's immune system, leaving them vulnerable to infection, scientists say.

Crime chiefs have 'unduly lenient' jail terms hiked

TWO crime bosses who supplied \"golden ticket\" false passports to cartel boss Christy Kinahan Snr and other criminals have had their \"unduly lenient\" jail terms increased.

Homes on fire after strikes of lightning

THIS is the shock moment two houses went on fire – after they were struck by lightning.

Swim tragedy teen was due back in class

THE boy who died in a swimming tragedy was “charming, charismatic” and had a “beaming smile”, his school principal said.

Race 'should have been stopped after 2 deaths'

Widow of man who died on summit trek says Ironman 'left bad taste in her mouth'

Miley sings of her regrét over Sinead

Star dedicates tune to late O'Connor and tells of feud

Last chance to see Jo's theatre show

JOANNE McNally is bringing her Prosecco Express show to the Bord Gais Theatre for one last run.

Ferrell's Irish pies are smiling ahead of game

HOLLYWOOD star Will Ferrell takes a pie to the face before heading on a pub crawl in Dublin this week.

Big Tech told EU'd better patrol sites..

Firms face fines worth millions under new rules

FOUR DIE IN LEAVING CERT HORROR

Leaving Cert students die in road crash

Electric Picnic stick to The Script as band revealed as headliners

THE Script have been confirmed as the final headliner to play Electric Picnic.