KRISTOFFERSON RIDING OFF INTO SUNSET!

KRIS KRISTOFFERSON has put his 550-acre California ranch on the market for $17.2 million, with friends saying the 87-year-old country music icon is facing his final days.

KING CHARLES CRUSHES SEX CREEP ANDREW!

New court papers bare Epstein links and twisted lies

ANISTON'S LOUSY LOVE LIFE IS FAMILY AFFAIR!

Jennifer, whose parents divorced when she was young, is opening up about relationships

BULLOCK BLIINDSIDED!

Ugly pile-on turns Sandra into basket case

COWBOY KIEFER YEARNS TO EARN HIS TV SPURS!

With Costner kaput, Sutherland’s out to lasso own Western

EX-CON JELLY ROLL'S SECRET SWEET SPOT!

EX-JAILBIRD Jelly Roll has bounced back from his problematic past, and now the country superstar, 38, is sharing his success by helping Nashville kids find the same path to redemption!

PIPPEN DUNKS ON BASKET CASE MICHAEL JORDAN!!

Proxy fight as Scottie's ex dates MJ's son GLEEFUL Scottie Pippen is having a good laugh-and scoring points at former basketball teammate turned sworn enemy Michael Jordan's expense, insiders snitch!

OLIVIA'S DAUGHTER SICK WITH GRIEF!

SONGBIRD Olivia Newton-John’s grief-stricken daughter admits she’s not doing well emotionally and has been “neglecting” herself in the year since the Grease superstar succumbed to breast cancer!

VIEW HARPIES BREAK SARA!

SHELL-SHOCKED Sara Haines admits feeling “sad” and “annoyed” during her recent summer break from The View — and sources say her confession is further proof the ABC snake pit is taking a toll on the co-host’s mental health!

ZOO BLOCKS GORILLAS' PHONE PALS!

Warns too much screen time drives the apes bananas

TORI'S BRUISE CRUISE!

Nepo baby is on a roll!

KID ROCK NIPPED IN THE BUD LIGHT!

RABBLE-rousing rap-rocker Kid Rock was branded a down-home hypocrite after he was caught chugging a can of Bud Light - the beer he launched a boycott against!

ALL MARIAH WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS IS NO MORE TAYLOR!

PETTY Mariah Carey is throwing major hissy fits over the thumping success of music rival Taylor Swift, spies tell The National ENQUIRER!

SHEEN WEASELS WAY BACK ON PRIME-TIME TV

But HIV-tainted actor had to eat scoop of poop

VANNA CHASES JEOPARDY JOB!

Wheel beauty after more cash

SUN GOES DOWN ON ELTON'S MARRIAGE!

Feuds with Furnish over diva’s hissy fits

WONDER PILL ZAPS CANCER!

Eliminates all types of tumors without hurting healthy cells

BLOOD ON HER HANDS?

Victims’ lawyer claims Gilgo Monster’s wife was sicko accomplice!

STRIKERS LASH OUT AT LAZY LEO!

Floats on yacht as Tinseltown fights to survive

JULIA PUTS HOLLYWOOD BEHIND HER!

AMERICA’S sweetheart Julia Roberts has been lying low for months because Hollywood bores her to tears and she’s in no rush to hurry back soon, if ever, according to spies.

BRADY GETS – COLD FEET IRINA’S HOT TO TROT!

He wants no part of wedding dream

TERRIFIED TRUMP'S GOOSE IS COOKED!

Odds are Donald won’t outrun law

JEALOUS T.J.FACES SPLITI WITH AMY!

Whines because one works, the other doesn’t

I CHEATED DEATH IN MAUI INFERNO!

Gutsy survivor’s own gripping tale of terror & a friend’s tragic end

CLARKSON TAKES PARTING SHOT!

Revenge lyrics target ex-hubby

TAYLOR SHAKES OFF MIFFED MEGHAN!

Red-faced royal plots revenge

SOFIA PARTIES LIKES SHE'S 25!

Friends worry for newly single siren

TAYLOR TAMES HARRY!

New galpal puts leash on horndog

HOLY COWELL! SIMON GOES NIP/TUCK TOO FAR AGAIN!

VAIN Simon Cowell has been batty for Botox for a while, and pals are begging him to put the brakes on it before his face turns into a total waxwork, say sources.

RI-RI PINS ROCKY PLANS ON COSTNER PRENUP!

SLY-as-a-fox Rihanna didn’t build a whopping $1.4 billion fortune by being naïve — and sources say the singing superstar is closely watching the Kevin Costner divorce case while weighing her options before wedding rapper A$AP Rocky!