VAMPIRE EXI STILL BLEEDING PHIL DRY!

CRIPPLED rocker Phil Collins is spending his final days in misery as money-hungry exwife Orianne Cevey auctions off his once-cherished belongings, sources spill.

AILING OZZY GIVES UP THE GHOST!

Relives past glory as he counts down his final days

BAD BOY DIDDY DODGES A BULLET!

Quickly settles with ex-lover suing him for rape and abuse

OLIVIA HOPES CHRIS WILL BE HER ROCK!

SCANDAL-scarred Olivia Wilde is desperate to date comedian Chris Rock, hoping the hookup will repair her tattered reputation, sources tell The National ENQUIRER!

BLUE BLOODS BLEEDS OUT!

BLEEDS Cop drama closing after short season

BRIT'S BIOPIC BAILOUT GIVES JUSTIN JITTERRS!

Squeezing her brand for every last dime

STRIKE FORCES YOUNG SHELDON TO AGE OUT!

HIT sitcom Young Sheldon will end its seven season run in 2024 with a whimper instead of a bazinga, according to industry insiders, who blame the recently wrapped actors’ and writers’ strikes for the demise of The Big Bang Theory prequel.

BRAIN DAMAGE FEAR FOR CONFUSED KIM!

Batty billionaire's not firing on all cylinders

TRAPPED IN PITT OF HELL

Booze fears as kids turn against dad

BEN'S BOTOX BINGE!

Pals hate Zoolander star monkeying with his face

DIVA JOY'S GODDESS CHILL PILL

BLOWHARD Joy Behar has dialed back her obnoxious behavior on The View by engaging in resentment-releasing goddess rituals to calm her mind and body, tipsters tell The National ENQUIRER.

Hollywood's REAL-LIFE HEROES!

SELENA GOMEZ

SWIFT PUNISHMENT!

Hubby makes wife cough up cash when she mentions Taylor

JEN'S RISKY BUSINESS!

Puts it all on the line so Morning Show can be the new Friends

FLIP-FLOP FEARS FOR BOOZING ADELE!

Pals worry she won't stay on the wagon

SPEARS STONEWALLS LOOSE-LIPPED SAM!

BULLHEADED Britney Spears refuses to fork over a mega settlement to bitter boytoy Sam Asghari as their divorce battle rages — and now sources say the wannabe movie hunk may make good on threats to write a damning tellall about his life with the troubled pop princess.

BRITNEY BLOWING THROUGH $60M!

Pon singer facing cash crunch after two years on Own

CROSSING THE LINE!

Church gets re-saneiitied after starring in raunchy video

DE NIRO'S LOSING IT!

Raging Bull's outbursts may be sign of senility

ANDREW SLAMMED BY NEW SEX SCANDAL!

Dirty dukes fashionista pal nailed as serial rapist

KEKE'S NIGHTMARE CAUGHT ON CAMERA

Wins restraining order against her baby daddy

JOE'S BIZARRE BEHAVIOR BLAMED ON STROKES!

BEFUDDLED President Joe Biden has suffered a series of brain-rocking ministrokes that have left him dazed and confused — and sometimes even unaware of where he is, sources tell The National ENQUIRER.

GUILI TRIP FOR BRUCE'S WIFE!

Emma Heming with Willis and their daughters, Evelyn and Mabel

NICOLE WASTING AWAY!

105-Ib. star so Sinn you Call count her rits!

SMITTEN DUKES STARS GOING WHOLE HOG!

Sparks fly between John Catherine

GOOD COP BAD COP!

Wynonna juggles love for kids who turned into polar opposites

LIFE AIN'T MARVELOUS FOR BUMMED OUT BRIE

BATTERED Brie Larson is in a tailspin after her new flick The Marvels bombed at the box office as she struggles to recover from her heartbreaking split with director Elijah Allan-Blitz, sources spill.

POST-STRIKE TV IS TOTAL SNORE!

Viewers shorted as episodes and lars disappear

FOX ANCHORS FISH FOR BIG BONUSES!

Pay hike chaos chokes network

JELLY ROLL 'S PAL LAINEY CAUGHT  IN STICKY SITUATION!

Jealousy making his marriage come unglued