HYPOCRITE KANYE'S PORNO PRAYERS!

Abandons his faith-based projects for X-rated gold

GAL TEACHERS CAN BE PEDOPHILES TOO!

PERVERTED female pedophiles are hiding in plain sight in America’s schools, warns a top psycho therapist who’s giving a chilling look inside the twisted minds of predatory teachers — and revealing how they lure their young targets!

BARBRA'S FAT IS IN THE FIRE!

Backlash over tacky comment about Melissa's big weight loss

SNOOZING ALLIGATOR IS WHEELY BIG PROBLEM!

Strange craft photographed by commercial jet PASSENGER!

DEATHBED CONFESSION SOLVES DOUBLE MURDER

Directs cops to corpses 24 years later

HUNT FOR MORE GILGO BEACH GALS

Police suspect serial killer spree is even deadlier

FLOPS CUT J.LO DOWN TO SIZE!

Perfectionist becoming more human

BATTERED BRITNEY THROWS IN TOWEL

Pays her father 2M to get lost

KEN JENNINGS IN DIRE JEOPARDY!

Fears flaked-out host bit off more than he can chew

RARE APE'S BIRTH IS TOTALLY BANANA'S

Delivered by C-section in Tampa Bay facility

DEVIL MADE HIM DO IT!

Son charged with killing drunk dad during exorcism

ARMY BIG SHOT SCAMMED $10M FROM DEAD VETS

CALLOUS Caz Craffy abused his position as a civilian U.S. Army financial counselor to weasel nearly $10 million from grieving military widows, kids and parents, according to the feds.

HAPLESS HARRY HAS NO PLACE TO HIDE!

Marriage crisis as he abandons Britain & faces U.S. deportation

DELTA BURKE: MY BATTLE WITH CRYSTAL METH

Abused speed to slim down after being told she was too fat for TV

BECKHAM KICKS WAHLBERG OVER $10M SPORT FLOP

SOCCER legend David Beckham is dragging movie hunk Mark Wahlberg into court claiming the pumped-up actor cheated him out of $10 million in a fitness company deal gone bad.

LATER, GATOR!

Six-foot saurian freed after months in 12-inch pipe

PACINO'S BABY MOM WANTS TO FLY SOLO

Rules out exclusive romance

BULLYGATE WITNESS BREAKS SILENCE!

Bares 'harsh treatment' working for the Sussexes

FEDS SHUTTERING CELEB HELLHOLE!

Inmates traded sex for Kentucky Fried Chicken

WORLD'S OLDEST CONJOINED TWINS UNITED IN DEATH!

Lori & George, 62, led oddly separate lives

GOLDEN GIRL, 85, WINS GUNFIGHT WITH BURGLAR

Shot & handcuffed to chair, she blew him away to save her disabled son

HOW TO BANISH OFFICE BUTT!

Expert advice to put new bounce in your flat booty

SHIRLEY.90. KEEPS KNOCKIN' EM BACK!

Spurns docs' orders to finally sober up

ISAWA UFO ABDUCT TWO FISHERMEN!

Witness breaks 50-year silence

BOBBITT'S TOES SLICED OFF TOO

This time he is blaming filthy water

PET HOARDERS COLLARED!

Dead critters kept in couple's crib

STREISAND'S GOING DEAF!

Why Barbra will never sing again

KILLED BY RAMPAGING ELEPHANT!

American tourist's bucket list holiday ends in tragedy

NASA NAILED UFO COVER-UP

Experts blast explanation for odd images of lunar spacecraft

TRAVIS IS FAT & UNHAPPY!

Tay-Tay has her bored beefcake on very strict diet