JEALOUSY EATS CAITLYN ALIVE!

Jenner fumes over ex-wife Kris' amazing Midas touch

SHARK SHREDS SURFER'S FACE!

Lucky to be alive after gruesome Florida attack

JACKMAN JUNKS NO-SEX MARRIAGE!

Movie mutant's $180M fortune on the line in shocking split

KEVIN SCRAPES GREEDY WIFE OFF HIS SHOE!

$400M prenup holds as Christine agrees to surprise settlement

NUMBSKULL RECORDS MURDER ON HIS PHONE!

Forgot to hang up as he butchered his mother's lover

HARRY & MEGHAN PUT ON THEIR HAPPY FACES!

Duke and duchess reboot image with cosmetic procedures

JUDGE SPANKS COSTNER WIFE!

Charges socialite disguised alimony as child support

HOLD THAT TIGER!

Diver's bestie is 15-foot shark who acts like dog

CHRISLEY CROOKS CATCH A BREAK!

Julie Chrisley, 50, will erve five more years at FMC Lexington in Kentucky | Todd Chrisley, 54, is set for release from FPC Pensacola in Florida in 2033

YOUTUBE MONSTER MOM FIGHTS TO SAVE OWN SKIN!

Jailed Ruby Franke blames pervert child for making her strict

JUDGE PUTS BITE ON TV SHARK'S PARTNER

SHARK Tank success Nate Holzapfel tried to orchestrate the deal of a lifetime by pleading guilty to scamming lovelorn gals out of their hard-earned cash in Utah and serving 48 months of probation — but a judge rejected the agreement and socked him with up to 18 years behind bars!

BAD BELLYACHE BATTERS BRUCE

BRUCE Springsteen, 74, had a gut feeling something was wrong — and now The Boss has postponed a slew of concerts after his doctor after his doctor confirmed he needs treatment for painful peptic ulcer disease!

WIFE BIJOU BLINDSIDED!

THE devastated wife of convicted rapist Danny Masterson is “miserable” and “circling the drain” after a judge threw the book at the disgraced actor!

JOYOUS J.LO DUMPS STICK-IN-MUD BEN!

JENNIFER LOPEZ plunged into a wild partying spree at New York Fashion Week without hubby Ben Affleck, who moped at their new L.A. mansion playing homebody dad with his three kids from his marriage to Jennifer Garner, spies tattle.

NEWLYWED ROBIN'S BIZARRE PROPOSAL

TV’s star morning host Robin Roberts and love Amber Laign finally tied the knot about ten months after exchanging engagement rings at a local eatery — and then eating them!

COSTNER'S TRAGIC VICTORY DANCE

Crushes wife in divorce war but admits he still loves her

WALKING TALL!

Pregnant teen returns to Florida beach where giant shark ate her leg

THERAPY SAVES SIMON AT 63!

FOR most of his life, Simon Cowell was a driven man, depressed and fearful of failure despite his TV hits The X Factor and America’s Got Talent, but now Mr. Nasty’s relaxed and cool thanks to therapy at the ripe age of 63.

GOOD VIBRATIONS!

Chess wiz cleared in anal buzzer cheating scandal

ON SHAKE-Y GROUND!

Busted for slaying wife with spiked protein drinks after researching poison

TAYLOR'S TERRIBLE TORMENT!

Why music industry's reigning queen can't stop crying on stage

BRITNEY SPEARS LIAR HUBBY SAM!

Rants about deceit as divorce boils over

HULK LOSES THE BULK!

Drops 40 lbs. by quitting booze

STRESS MAKING HARRY BALD!

ROYAL renegade Prince Harry has been booted out of his family and flopped as a wanna-be American celeb — and now experts say the stress is turning the red-haired rogue bald!

MEGHAN WILL NEVER BEND A KNEE TO KATE!

Shocking reason outranked actress hasn't gone back to Britain

JAMIE COZIES UP TO FOXXY LADY!

Romance heats up South of the Border

SWAMP MONSTER!

Mississippi hunters bag Godzilla gator

GILGO BEACH BRUTE TIED TO MISSING CAROLINA MOM!

Fears serial slay suspect stalked prey 700 miles from N.Y.lair

SUPER MAX!

How tough cookie Ghislaine crumbled

TOUCHY TED'S STILL GHOSTING WHOOPI

FORMER flames Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson parted on a sour-note split three decades ago and insiders tattle he's still bitter after all these years.