TOUCHY TED'S STILL GHOSTING WHOOPI

FORMER flames Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson parted on a sour-note split three decades ago and insiders tattle he's still bitter after all these years.

The 75-year-old former Cheers stud and the 67-year-old The View loudmouth's 18-month affair starting in 1992 cost the actor his 16-year marriage to Cassandra Coates - and $30 million in divorce court.

"Things ended really badly, and instead of taking the blame for stepping out on his wife, Ted blamed Whoopi," squeals a source. "And to this day he can't even stand hearing her name."