Creepy Jez: I'll kill 18bn slugs

Trouble's brewing in farm fields

MIK'S MEN SUFFER FOR THEIR ART

Squeaky Gun time as leaders survive late scare

FOUR CE OF HABIT

Pep stars grind way to stay on title track

FIRSTY WORK

Enzo's party animals out to trump Pep's City slickers

SPLITTING MAD

Murphy warns rebels: It's one way or the other

DEAF AND LUMB

Rohan defiant as Riley shines

CHILES DITCHES 'CREEPY' HUGS

ADRIAN Chiles admits he worries people think he’s “creepy”.

1,300 HERO ARMY DOGS PUT DOWN

Pooches often impossible to rehome

GARY: I WANTED TO BE SOLO ACT

GARY Barlow almost rejected Take That because he didn’t want to be in a band.

Stop your rabbiting!

BUNNY CHEF IN CHIPPY BUST-UP

DINE & CATCH

'Bill dodgers' stopped from quick exit at pub

COUNTRYVILE

Townies get warning on stench of manure

Cars that stop you speeding

TECH LIFTS GAS PEDAL

Ghosts from bell

SECURITY CAMERAS FOOTAGE 'IS PROOF'

Been to the waggy tailor

DOG MAN GETS A NEW SUIT

CORRIE NATHAN IN FRAME FOR KILLING

Chilling plot twist

Ryanair O'Leary £86m own goal

I DESERVE MY PAY JUST LIKE KLOPP & PEP

KNIGHTMARE

Garage: Tories wanted to bribe me with knighthood

Mention the war

WE LOVE BASIL FAWLTY.. SAYS THE GERMAN AMBASSADOR

21C HERR COMES THE SUNSHINE

German heat to put a spring in our step

VLAD'S CRUISING FOR A BRUISING

New Brit hypersonic missile

Shoe have got to be joking Darren

JENAS: PAL BENTY TRAINERS MAD

'100 DAYS TO SAVE BRITAIN FROM RISHI'

Plot to make Penny leader

SON TO SHINE ON DERBY DAY

Spurs skipper can land a title blow

UNAI'S UP FOUR IT

Emery: Now Villa are contenders

Nappy daze

PEP HOPES BABY WILL SLOW FODEN DOW

CUE JUMPER

Playboy Lisowski living the high life

UNBELIEVABLE!

Wacko lessons taught at 'conspiracy school'

Nobody does it batter..

SECRETS OF UK'S BEST FISH AND CHIP SHOP

Biggles gives Beeb a booting for Suits

PM'S MONEY WORRY