Stole £53m? Just pay back a quid..

ARMED RAIDER TO BE FREED AFTER 15 YEARS

FLU NEW COVID

Virus tipped to spark next global pandemic

EXPLOSION OF 50 MILLION SUNS

Gigantic gas cloud's clues on elements

Fare means or foul

CHEAPER DEALS' HIDDEN ADD-ONS

Bum flare bloke has a crack at TV

FAN ANTICS 'PERFECT FOR BBC'

FLASH A SMILE & GRAB A BARGAIN

Happy faced hagglers get better deals

APPALLED

PM sees vid of threat to arrest Jewish man

OH, DRY UP!

Could it be? NO rain for a while

Live byrs longer by drinking a coffee

IT WORKS FOR MICE, WORMS ..AND HUMANS

WOSSY A REAL BEAST IN BED

Jonathan's snoring sounds like Nessie'

All THEY'RE a load of ballots

VOTE 'NONE OF ABOVE'

IT STILL WASN'T ME SAYS TRUSS

LIMP lettuce Liz Truss still refuses to apologise for sending mortgage rates rocketing upwards.

ROB FEARS UNKNOWN

Hatters boss needs survival guide

FIGHT CLUBS

Maresca not surprised by slip-ups in brutal league

KOMPANY CALM

Clarets have 'nothing to lose'

BOOS CRUISE

Abuse fires up Grealish to hit the trophy trail

Julian to stick with Germany

JULIAN NAGELSMANN has extended his contract with Germany until the 2026 World Cup.

MOVED RON

Masters blasts with Rocket are in the past for Carter

DRAGONS QUEST

Ex-Catalan star May putting on his Gamer face

I'M ONLY HAPPY IF IT RAINS

Weather puts Lew on right track

WEATHER FORECAST

Unbeaten Haney can follow Floyd as an American icon

Spa & away

FOREIGN TRIP CHEAPER THAN UK

Jess: My dead pal joined me at Brits

SINGER'S STYLIST AT AWARDS BASH

A KILLER CAST

Star line-up for Rich film debut

Body bank scam TWO

'CON BID DAY BEFORE'

Winner Winner! The Dinnerwich

FULL MEAL SLAPPED INTO A SARNIE

BOT A CARRY ON KENNETH!

Comedy legend farted his way through shows

We'd give Paula a run for her money

DELUDED 'ATHLETES' BOAST

SQUEALY BINS

Refuse workers warning over ginormous rats

YOU BIG DRIP

Boss whose firm pumps raw cr*p into rivers says they're victims..