SPERMINATOR SHOOTS BLANKS IN COURT

Court says father of 180 is a zero in custody claim

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Robert Albon's petition for parental rights to a child he sired was rejected

SERIAL sperm donor Robert Albon shockingly claims to have fathered more than 180 children around the globe the old-fashioned way — but sources say he’s a sociopathic stud who’s shooting blanks when it comes to suing the gals who’ve given birth to his biological offspring.

For the fourth time in recent years, a judge in the United Kingdom has rejected the real-life Johnny Appleseed’s extraordinary petition to gain custody or parental rights over one of the children he sired.