DRAFT DODGER TRUMP JEALOUS OF HERO VETS!

Shrinks insist attacks on military are fueled hy the knowledge he lacked nerve to serve

KIM AND BEYONCE TAG TEAM TAYLOR!

Catty divas find Swift nauseating

OVER MY DEAD BODY!

Britney plays hardball as dad demands cash

LENNY & LISA EXPLORE 2ND MARRIAGE!

Get thumbs-up from kids and her ex Momoa

SLY DOG GEORGE SCORES WITH CUDDLY GIFT!

Marks wife's 46th birthday with puppy

KIM TRAPPED IN PSORIASIS HELL!

CRUSHED Kim Kardashian is sharing graphic images of her “painful” psoriasis with 364 million online followers as she unveils the blotchy red rash crawling up her right leg!

BUDDY HOLLY CRASH SOLVED!

EXPERTS have discovered the shocking causes behind the tragic plane crash that killed rock star Buddy Holly, two other rising musicians and their pilot 65 years ago.

ENTITLED MEGHAN & HARRY SHOW THEIR TRUE STRIPES

IN ONE of his hilarious satires, comic legend Mel Brooks plays King Louis XVI, who’s seen enjoying his absolute power by shooting peasants for sport, then declaring: “It’s good to be the king!”

SEX CREEP COSBY IS CALLED OUT AGAIN!

Sued for drugging & assaulting yet another teenager

DREW'S SUICIDAL CRIES FOR HELP

THE Price Is Right’s Drew Carey admits he twice attempted suicide because he was “tired” of his life!

KRISTOFFERSON CHANGES TUNE!

87-year-old coming out of retirement

TV MOB BOSS' DRUGGED-OUT FINAL DAZE!

Gandolfini made Sopranos set hell

EX-CON FELICITY SINGING THE BLUES

AFTER serving time for her rap in the Varsity Blues college bribery scandal, former Desperate Housewives star Felicity Huffman is singing the blues — moaning her life’s “been hard” and she’s barely working.

WILL LAINEY'S ROMANCE SURVIVE SUCCESS?

Fears red-hot country queen won't have time for love

NEW CANCER VAX KILLS TUMORS!

A REVOLUTIONARY personalized cancer vaccine — designed to harness a patient’s own immune system and exhibit only mild side effects — may be the long-awaited cure for the killer disease, experts say.

RAMPAGING COCAINE HIPPOS ON THE ATTACK!

Cartel czar Escobar's old pets unstoppable

DON'T GO IN THE WATER!

Fishermen catch 1,200-lb, 12-foot shark off beach

COULTER REPENTS & BURIES DONALD!

ONCE a MAGA maniac, conservative pundit Ann Coulter is now all for Donald Trump dropping dead!

D.A. FANI ADMITS SHE GOT INTO HER ASSISTANT'S BRIEFS

GEORGIA D.A. Fani Willis has finally fessed up about her “personal relationship” with special prosecutor Nathan Wade — who she’s paid more than $600,000 in public funds to be on her team prosecuting Donald Trump for racketeering and conspiracy to overturn the 2020 presidential election!

FEDS PROBE MCMAHON AS WWE SEX SLEAZEBALL

OUSTED WWE co-founder Vince McMahon is the target of a federal probe after female employees accused him of sexual assault and trafficking!

HEADCASE DECAPITATES HIS FATHER!

Murder charge after gruesome YouTube rant

BEATEN GIRL KILLED WITH ROLLING PIN

HALF-BAKED Georgia parents Natiela and Cledir Mendes Barros are facing murder raps for the death of their eight-year-old daughter, who was brutally battered with a wooden rolling pin, lawmen say.

TOBY KEITH'S HEARTBREAK LAST REGRET

NYCOUNTRY king Toby Keith’s amazing run of hit ditties was a bartender’s bonanza of boozy crowdpleasers including I Love This Bar, Drunk Americans, Get Drunk and Be Somebody, and I Like Girls That Drink Beer — but friends reveal the beloved star went to his grave fearing his guzzling doomed him to an early end.

WEATHERS TOOK ROCKY GRUDGE TO THE GRAVE!

Stallone fired him for wanting raise

KING CHARLES HAS CANCER!

Reluctant William to fill father's shoes as dying monarch prepares abdication

YELLOWSTONE CAST TURNS RUSTLER!

Demand big reboot raises

SAJAK SABOTAGING WHEEL OF FORTUNE!

BOOTED and bitter Pat Sajak is doing everything he can to sabotage Wheel of Fortune before he walks out the door, according to sources who say he’s leaving his replacement Ryan Seacrest a monstrous mess to clean up.

CHYNNA AND BILLY'S HAIL MARY MARRIAGE

JESUS freak Chynna Phillips and hubby Billy Baldwin have plenty of faith between them — and it’s threatening to destroy their marriage!

BILLY JOEL GETS HIS MOJO BACK!

Takes sex lessons from pal Sting, 72

TOM'S CRUISING TO BE DAD AT 61

LOVESTRUCK Tom Cruise is so hot for Russian socialite Elsina Khayrova he’s babbling about a new Mission: Impossible — becoming a dad again at age 61 and adding a tiny new follower to Scientology!