KATHY LETTE

Are you faking it? Aren't we all?!

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So, have you ever faked an orgasm? If you said no, are you faking that you never fake it? And if so, how can I tell?

Of course, we all fake some things. A Wonderbra is so called because when you take it off, you wonder where the hell your breasts went. And can you even remember your natural hair colour? Extensions, acrylic nails, tans, teeth, CVs, units of alcohol a week, eyelashes... I tried fake lashes once. Every time I blinked, it looked like tarantulas mating.

Talking of mating, every woman fakes how many men she's slept with. 'Of course I'm a virgin... I don't know why you men keep asking the same silly question!'