Why Jenrick is most dangerous runt of the car-crash clowns

I ALWAYS knew David Cameron and George Osborne were wolves in Centrist Dad clothing.

- BRIAN READE

Smooth operators branding themselves as “hug-a-hoodie” modernisers who were really hard-nosed Thatcherites preserving the elite class they were born into.

The leading Tory lights that followed didn't even possess their disguised cunning. Boris Johnson, Suella Braverman and Liz Truss were simply car-crash clowns, who eventually horrified voters so much they handed Labour a stonking majority despite offering no policies other than “at least we're not the car-crash clowns”.

With the latest generation of leaders, the Tories have sunk deeper into oblivion because they are nothing more than the snivelling runts of the car-crash clown litter.

Kemi Badenoch was initially admired for “saying it as it is”.

But even her admirers now realise what she says is mostly inane and contradictory drivel.

She will soon be toast, burnt by the flame of confected outrage spewing from the most shameless, dog-whistling, bandwagon-jumper currently crawling around the Westminster pit of snakes, namely Robert Jenrick.