FOUR-CAST IS BRIGHT!

Guardiola moves one step closer to historic title win

Carbon Kloppy

MCGINN LOVING LIFE UNDER UNAI

NORTHERN LIGHT

Anderson calls time on Test career

Angry Ab in 'San Marino' kick-off

CROUCH RED CARD OFF MRS

SOZZLEBOX

TV Steph & Dom launch booze biz

NAME'S BOND PENSION BOND

Expert wanted to look after spies' cash

SOOTY KITTIES JINXED

Woe for unlucky black cats

LAST ODOURS FOR GARLICKY BREATH

GARLIC breath could soon be a thing of the past.

A BOT SNEAKY

AI cheats and lies to triumph over humanity

Let's play DANCE!

CRAIG: GET A DARTS STAR ON STRICTLY

HEYYY! FONZIE'S IN LINE FOR DUTY

TV icon's cop smash call-up

I know a dread parrot when I see one

TOWN KO'D BY ROCKY

NORTHERN DELIGHTS

Incredible sky show as sun storm rages

KANE: MY GOLF'S GONE KA-PUTT!

Harry's game 'suffering' at German club

STALKERS' REINDEER HELP PLEA

TV hit sparks addict calls

Going Haal the way to wire

FIVE-STAR SHOW KEEPS RACE ALIVE

A £105m RIP-OFF? NO, DEC'S PRICELESS

Gunners' genius worth his weight in goals and assists

Wolff hunt

TOTO STILL WANTS MAX

NOTABLE SUCCESS

Buick lands his first Guineas as favourite City Of Troy flops

Bargain bin Becks

VIC'S GEAR PRICES CUT

ALEMAGEDDON 'WILL KILL PINT'

Cask beer on its way out warns brewing expert

Selleck is taken to tache

NO JOB IF YOU SHAVE

PSYCHO GULLS BATTER BRITS

Chip bandits have struck 65% of us!

Sticking it all on Black..

WIFE'S JACK 'CONTRACT'

ROBODROPPED

Young use AI to ditch lover

James: I was joker Inbetween TV takes

HE PRANKED CO-STAR

GAZ TUBEWAY ARMY CHILLER

Popstar Numan spots wartime ghost

I'm Bin with a shout

SKY'S LIMIT FOR COUNT AFTER FAR-RIGHT ROUT

Paul Wellerfield

MOD LEGEND OUTED AS BIG CORRIE LOVER

ANTI-THIEF TAGS FOR £2 HARIBO

Sweets shoplifting scourge