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ACE THEO'S STILL GOT SIX APPEAL!
The Non-League Football Paper
|March 02, 2025
Goal fest would've made pal Cris proud
THE goals have always flowed easily enough for Louie Theophanous but now he has managed something his old pal Cristiano Ronaldo would be envious of.
The 33-year-old, who used to work as a Nike body double for the Portugal star, bagged six of the best as play-off chasers Beckenham Town dismantled lowly Lancing 9-0 in a one-sided Isthmian South East clash last Saturday.
Theophanous has chosen to drop down a few divisions to play for the Kent outfit as his personal circumstances currently prevent him from playing full-time football.
But the powerful striker has never lost his golden touch and is enjoying his football as much as ever, culminating in his stunning six-goal show at Eden Park Avenue.
"I argued with the manager when I was substituted with 20 minutes left, I didn't want to come off," Theophanous told The NLP.
This story is from the March 02, 2025 edition of The Non-League Football Paper.
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