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Jokes worth a punch and a rare violin
The Mercury
|June 24, 2025
STURM und Drang … the entire world is on its head following the American strike on Iran’s nuclear armament works.
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Has Iran’s nuclear capacity been eliminated? Nobody (apart from Trump) seems to know for certain.
US President Trump - he of the red hat proclaiming “Make America great again” - seems to think so. But others are not so sure.
Had the Iranians already produced and set aside elsewhere enriched uranium for use in a nuclear bomb? Nobody (apart from Trump) seems to know for certain.
What is the Ayatollah discussing with President Putin of Russia? The tension is enormous.
Under the circumstances, perhaps it’s best to hold our breath for now. And, oddly enough, material is at hand that could take our minds off the crisis, if only temporarily.
Who remembers Punch magazine, that weekly wonderful publication that was dedicated to mirth but closed many years ago?
This story is from the June 24, 2025 edition of The Mercury.
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