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Starmer fires the starting gun on a race to the bottom with Farage on migration
The Guardian
|May 13, 2025
You know how it is. You get on the 87 at the Vauxhall depot and you suddenly realise you know no one on the bus.
Time was when everyone would have been best mates. Off for pie, mash and jellied eels together before a knees up down the Old Bull and Bush. Worse still, some people may not even be talking English. We didn't beat the Hun in two world wars to hear German spoken on public transport.
Truly we have become an island of strangers. There are days when I walk out of my front door and have no idea where I am. Everything has become foreign. Must be the palm trees I planted in my front garden. It can only be days before the thought police come round to have them removed. The same people that were happy to let Keir Starmer echo Enoch Powell's "strangers in their own country" line from the infamous "rivers of blood" speech at his press conference.
This story is from the May 13, 2025 edition of The Guardian.
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