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Life after Lineker Dad jokes and a lot of Wayne Rooney in Match of the Day's reassuring new era
The Guardian
|August 18, 2025
The credits for the new Match of the Day are in a comic-book style. Your screen bursts with fruit machine cherries when Bournemouth pop up, and freezes when Cole Palmer appears.
The credits for the new Match of the Day are in a comic-book style. Your screen bursts with fruit machine cherries when Bournemouth pop up, and freezes when Cole Palmer appears. Erling Haaland sits in the lotus pose under a blue moon. The most unlikely moment is saved until the title card appears, however, with the camera disappearing inside the bottom of the Premier League trophy, down a silver tunnel and out, directly, into Mark Chapman's face.
Chapman is a long-time BBC Sport anchor and the main man on Radio 5 Live. He is hardly an unknown quantity, but here he had been grabbed by a stylist and given a vaguely modish air with designer stubble and a cream overshirt hanging loosely off his shoulders.
One of three presenters charged with taking the BBC's venerable football highlights show out of the Gary Lineker era, he has to strike a balance between being familiar and fresh. He did so by making a dad joke about it; that's MotD heritage.
"You may have seen and heard that there is a big change to the show this season," Chapman said as we emerged from the trophy tunnel. "And that is... Wayne Rooney has joined us a regular pundit." Pause for laughter. "Some things don't change, Alan Shearer is still here," he went on as Rooney chuckled audibly.
This story is from the August 18, 2025 edition of The Guardian.
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