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Haaland's a machine... he even rolls out robot
Scottish Daily Express
|November 03, 2025
ERLING HAALAND insists he IS from this planet despite pulling off a perfect robot celebration.
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CROUCH Haaland at first
Haaland is like having a peak Lionel Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo at his disposal.
After climbing to second place, six points behind leaders Arsenal, Guardiola said: "This is what it's like if you play with Messi or Ronaldo, his influence is so big.
"You see the numbers of that guy? Of course he's that level.
"Messi and Ronaldo have done it for 15 years, but this is the level.
"The first goal, the way he shoots the ball, it's like 'I am going to score'.
"He has that hunger. It's top. I said how incredibly coachable and manageable he is.
This story is from the November 03, 2025 edition of Scottish Daily Express.
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