Try GOLD - Free

ERLI TO PARTY

Scottish Daily Express

|

November 03, 2025

Haaland’s a machine... he even rolls out robot

ERLING HAALAND insists he IS from this planet despite pulling off a perfect robot celebration.

Haaland performed the theatrics - made famous by former England striker Peter Crouch - after scoring the first of his two at the Etihad.

The brace took his tally to 26 goals this season for club and country, including 17 across 13 games for City.

But the Norwegian striker said: “I didn't score a goal in the last game!

“I try and help the team to win, that's my goal. Even by scoring, or helping with winning duels, it doesn’t matter.

“As long as we win, that’s what I want to do. I like to help the team become better. That's my main job.”

Haaland put City ahead before busting out the moves with Crouch posting on social media: “I walked so they could run!” And City boss Guardiola said playing with goal machine

MORE STORIES FROM Scottish Daily Express

Scottish Daily Express

BIG TIME IS RIGHT

Naismith knows standards have been raised since miserable night in Georgian airport... now Scotland have to cement their place among the world's elite

time to read

3 mins

November 12, 2025

Scottish Daily Express

HAPPY GILRORY

Life's so much sweeter for Slam winner as Mcllroy admits: Clear head and no politics means I can focus on my game

time to read

2 mins

November 12, 2025

Scottish Daily Express

Scottish Daily Express

Stalling tactics over men placed in women's jails

ANGELA CONSTANCE was accused of “misleading” MSPs over her refusal to answer questions about why the Scottish Government is going to court to defend the policy of housing men in female prisons.

time to read

1 min

November 12, 2025

Scottish Daily Express

RYAN'S BAIRN READY

JOHN MCGLYNN says Ryan Edwards was introduced to life at Falkirk with a \"boom\", but his stay may not necessarily be over in an instant.

time to read

1 mins

November 12, 2025

Scottish Daily Express

NHS boss is jailed over string of child sex offences

A SENIOR NHS manager who raped a 12-year-old and sexually abused five other girls after grooming them on Snapchat was yesterday jailed for 28 years.

time to read

1 min

November 12, 2025

Scottish Daily Express

Frances Millar

IF YOU listen closely and you can almost hear the scratch of a match as JK Rowling lights up another celebratory cigar.

time to read

1 mins

November 12, 2025

Scottish Daily Express

Scottish Daily Express

'Dark day for public safety' as latest batch of early release prisoners hit the streets

Convicts freed due to overcrowding crisis

time to read

2 mins

November 12, 2025

Scottish Daily Express

Scottish Daily Express

Time to end all the theatricals and get Holyrood working

WHEN the Scottish Parliament opened its doors in 1999, it was meant to be different.

time to read

3 mins

November 12, 2025

Scottish Daily Express

Feelings boil over when young cook

SEVEN in 10 parents do not cook with their children more often due to mess and stress.

time to read

1 min

November 12, 2025

Scottish Daily Express

Scottish Daily Express

Brilliant bees connect the dots to crack Morse Code in dash for food

SCIENTISTS are buzzing after finding out that bees can understand parts of the Morse Code.

time to read

1 mins

November 12, 2025

Listen

Translate

Share

-
+

Change font size