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Scottish Daily Express
|January 03, 2026
HAPPY New Year!
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Or is it? Here are my 2026 predictions, based on a mixture of science, astrology, probability theory and hunch.January: Donald Trump declares peace in the Ukraine. Moscow heavily bombs Kiev. Trump adds the words “in a few days” to his statement. This prediction is expected to repeat for every month of the year.
February: The BBC counter-sues the US President for 3.7 billion pounds for his derogatory comments about the Panorama programme in his lawsuit against them.
March: US bridge players are alarmed at reports of a forthcoming presidential decree banning no-trump contracts.
This story is from the January 03, 2026 edition of Scottish Daily Express.
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