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Whole new ball game for Gary

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February 05, 2026

ROAR BUSINESS TALENT: Gary and the Dragons

Whole new ball game for Gary

ROAR BUSINESS TALENT: Gary and the Dragons

ARE you a big fan of golf? I can’t say it appeals to me.

At least, not the grownup version. I used to quite like the mental golf, the kind with mini windmills etc, down at the seafront, but I don’t think it’s there any more. (I don’t think the golf is there, I mean. I'm not aware they've taken the seafront away.)

One thing that puts me off, I admit, is I can’t hit a golf ball for toffee. I’m also aware it involves precision and patience. Patience Y'm hopeless with. Precision comes a close second.

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