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'The Roses' are a thorny pair too easy to root for
Los Angeles Times
|August 28, 2025
Audiences once adored big adult comedies. Jay Roach's Champagne-fizzy “The Roses” is a seductive attempt to lure them back into theaters.
KATE MCKINNON and Andy Samberg stand by as their friends' marriage crumbles in "The Roses."
As bright, mean and ambitious as its lead characters, Theo and Ivy Rose (Benedict Cumberbatch and Olivia Colman), this resurrection of the '80s-style R-rated crowd-pleaser is a remake of — or really, an across-the-room nod to — the 1989 hit “The War of the Roses,” which starred Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner as divorcees who fight to the death over their fancy chandelier.
Inspired by the venomous novel by Warren Adler, both films are metaphors for building a home and then tearing it down, although the chandelier this time is merely incidental. This snarky, self-aware couple is the type to build themselves a smart house and name its system HAL.
The Roses meet-cute in a posh London restaurant when Theo asks to borrow Ivy's knife to slash his wrists. He's a morose architect who aspires to build risky, revolutionary designs. She's a kooky chef whose signature seasoning is a mix of powdered anchovy and blueberry. In the cocktail of their marriage, he adds the bitterness and she adds the spice, qualities that can be either overbearing or harmonious. Their version of sweet talk is Ivy chirping, “Never leave me — but when you do, kill me on the way out.”
Brutal humor and obstinacy bind these malcontents together for almost 15 years. Then her career takes off and his flops, upending their equilibrium.
This story is from the August 28, 2025 edition of Los Angeles Times.
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