Unwrapping a culinary genius

CAN you remember who won last year's Celebrity MasterChef Christmas Cook-Off?

- BY MIKE WARD

Probably not.Unless it was you, of course. And, with all due respect, it wasn't, was it?

The reason you're unlikely to remember is that it was never shown. They filmed it, probably sometime in July, but by the time Christmas came around, one of its presenters, a Mr Gregg Gromit, had fallen out of favour, as a result of which the BBC chose to remove the programme from its otherwise impeccable Christmas lineup.