Pushed out by snoring

MY bloke and I haven't slept in the same bed since 2021. My snoring finally drove him on to the sofa. Now we're not even living together. He's taken over the flat next door. We still have sex and eat meals together but spend quality time apart, which suits us both. I'm a maximist - 1 love clutter and clothes, and charity shop finds. He's a minimalist, he only needs a few clothes and his phone. We're happy, only he's sworn me to secrecy. I'm not allowed to tell anyone about our arrangement as his family will rib him and call him a failure. This is nuts.

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