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Terrible Chicago artist paints worst portrait, gains fans
Gulf Today
|October 19, 2025
Jacob Ryan Reno, long and boyish, wearing the kind of blue smock you imagine a painter would wear in a cartoon about a painter, is not good at his job. He draws and has become pretty popular in Chicago for those drawings. Yet ... he's so bad at it.
Jacob Ryan Reno
So bad he inspires a perverse confidence in that lack of talent, partly because he warns everyone with a sheepish smile that he's not very good. When I asked a woman in Logan Square why she was waiting for Reno to draw her portrait, despite knowing his skills were questionable, she replied, with irony: "He must be talented if there's a line."
She added, "I mean, what if he becomes famous someday?"
Then she mentioned, even more straight-faced this time, that she was an "art enthusiast." And Reno, for sure, is an artist, a young Chicago one, just 26, and all that entails, doing a little this, a little that, living in Logan Square. Some acting, some performance art, a bit of stand-up, waiting tables. He radiates a rangy energy. He's thrilled to be creating anything. Maybe you know the type.
Three months ago, he had an idea that he would take a folding table to the Sunday farmers market in Logan Square and draw portraits, for $5 a pop. But with a twist. He announced his services with a handprinted sign:"Terrible Portraits. 5 Terrible Minutes."
Since that Sunday in May, he's drawn 600 or so portraits, and become so popular via social media that he's been getting requests from a number of famous faces. Questlove wants one.
This story is from the October 19, 2025 edition of Gulf Today.
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