Shrinkflation is the one thing that shows no sign of shrinking

Ever since I was a child, people have been complaining about the size of Mars Bars.

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Everyone will say they used to be bigger when we were kids.

They may only be big enough now to help you work and rest. If you want to play too, you might have to eat another one.

But everything was big when we were kids, mainly because we were small at the time.