YOUR SNIFFER IS SCENT-SATIONAL

Who nose the facts?

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TIP-PING POINT: Don't panic if your schnoz starts to slope downwards.

Sadly, it is not immune to the merciless forces of gravity and will slowly but surely sag and lengthen as you grow older. The silver lining? It won't fall off completely - phew.

ACHOOOOOO: Noses have a real need for speed and go like the clappers. The average sneeze clocks in at 100mph, faster than a charging cheetah, and matching the pedal-to-the-metal peak of a Porsche.

EX-GERM-INATE: On the subject of sneezing... due to the power and speed of your nasal explosions, all the little nasties carried inside them can land up to 200ft away. So, please cover your face - yes, I'm talking to you, man on the Northern line!