TRUST LEVY TO MESS UP

There's no holding our Harry back

- BRENT A COB

DANIEL LEVY is as reliably wrong as Manchester United’s recruitment team, or one of Eni Aluko’s hot takes.

The bloke has basically stumbled his way to progress at Tottenham by cocking up nearly every major decision going - you know, like VAR does.

He’s just binned Ange Postecoglou after watching him end Spurs' 17-year trophy drought, which is peak Levy.