SIMPSON'S BEST INSIGHTS ON LIFE

HOMER TRUTHS

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On booze: “To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems”

On risk: “Stupid risks are what make life worth living”

On trying: “You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try!”

On lying: “It takes two to lie - one to lie and one to listen.”

On learning: “Every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain”

On cash: “Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?”

On work: “Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!”