LEE'S GOING UP IN SMOKE

Take a draw on Ireland

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I WENT for a job interview and one of the questions I was asked was: “What is your motto?”

I said: “Whatever you do, never quit.”

Today I received a letter. “Dear Sir, unfortunately your application for the position of manager of the Stop Smoking campaign was unsuccessful.”

Keir Starmer is looking to get people to stub out the habit and is proposing to ban outdoor smoking in pubs.