I CRAVE TO HAVE EX BACK

MY ex-girlfriend left me the night I smashed up her stuff.

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She came home to find I'd slashed her clothes, stamped on her makeup and broken the heels off her shoes.

I was sobbing in the corner. I tried to explain that I'd got drunk at an office leaving do. One of my smarmy colleagues had wound me up by saying how gorgeous and sexy she was. He wanted to know how a pearl like her was going out with a troll like me.

He put it into my head that she was probably bonking several, more attractive guys.

I flew home and started going through her stuff for evidence of cheating. I swigged from a bottle of tequila as I ransacked and then started destroying her belongings out of sheer anger and frustration.