Girlfriend doesn't know I'm an escort

HOW do I tell my trusting girlfriend that wealthy people pay me for sex?

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She thinks I earn my money trading online, but I haven't got a clue about stocks and shares.

The reality is that I'm on the books of an upmarket escort agency. I have a good body and impeccable manners.

I offer the perfect “plus one” experience. Successful women and men take me to swanky dinners and corporate events.

I can talk about everything from politics and sport to religion and showbiz.

Recently I held my own with a powerful chief executive who had been to the Ryder Cup. He commended me on my knowledge of golf and my client/date for the night gave me an extra large tip.

I don’t always have sex with those employing me but often do. It’s not unusual for me to join them in their hotel suite or apartment for a night of action.