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Frances Millar
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|September 10, 2025
To be frank...
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BLESSED are the website developers, for they shall inherit the metaverse. And lo, a new age dawneth as the Catholic church finally embraces the 21st century.
No, not by allowing women to become priests, you silly sausage. Or by apologising for the millions of unbaptised babies buried in unmarked ditches for the supposed crime of “original sin”. Heaven forbid.
This story is from the September 10, 2025 edition of Daily Express.
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