Try GOLD - Free
The listeners
New Zealand Listener
|January 3-13 2023
Each summer, we commission 12 of Aotearoa’s finest writers to tell us a short tale. This year’s theme is ‘the joy of friendship’. Here are the first four.
The photos on the walls in the wharenui have a heck of a time. They are there for everything, watching and listening as the daily dramas of the pā play out. Place is like a soap opera on the best of days – let alone when things really hit the fan.
Just last week, one of the koros was complaining his hangi rocks got moved and his own brother went for his throat, yelling you’d know where they were if you came back more often. That’s the topic on the table most get-togethers. Who visited yesterday, who’s planning to visit tomorrow, who hasn’t been back in ages? The iwi might as well mandate everybody wear a sign around their neck:
[FIRST and WHĀNAU NAME] has not been back to their pāpākainga in..
DAYS
The whānau name is the most important. Everybody is always being asked where their aunty/kui/cousin is. The photos on the wall can’t help but crack up while they watch their whānaunga scramble to make excuses. Oh, Aunty is busy as with mahi. Working nights at the moment, y’know. The photos know the true story, though. Aunty’s feelings are still hurt from the last time she arranged a working bee and no one showed up. Teach her, the trustees reckoned, for trying to organise a clean-up the morning after a Warriors game. Half the pā are still drunk and the other half hung over. Heck, even the teetotal need a half day to recover from another NZ Warriors hiding. But she’d know that, the trustees said, if she came back more often.
This story is from the January 3-13 2023 edition of New Zealand Listener.
Subscribe to Magzter GOLD to access thousands of curated premium stories, and 10,000+ magazines and newspapers.
Already a subscriber? Sign In
MORE STORIES FROM New Zealand Listener
New Zealand Listener
Down to earth diva
One of the great singers of our time, Joyce DiDonato is set to make her New Zealand debut with Berlioz.
8 mins
29 November-December 5 2025
New Zealand Listener
Tamahori in his own words
Opening credits
5 mins
29 November-December 5 2025
New Zealand Listener
Thought bubbles
Why do chewing gum and doodling help us concentrate?
3 mins
29 November-December 5 2025
New Zealand Listener
The Don
Sir Donald McIntyre, 1934-2025
2 mins
29 November-December 5 2025
New Zealand Listener
I'm a firestarter
Late spring is bonfire season out here in the sticks. It is the time of year when we rural types - even we half-baked, lily-livered ones who have washed up from the city - set fire to enormous piles of dead wood, felled trees and sundry vegetation that have been building up since last summer, or perhaps even the summer before.
2 mins
29 November-December 5 2025
New Zealand Listener
Salary sticks
Most discussions around pay equity involve raising women's wages to the equivalent of men's. But there is an alternative.
3 mins
29 November-December 5 2025
New Zealand Listener
THE NOSE KNOWS
A New Zealand innovation is clearing the air for hayfever sufferers and revolutionising the $30 billion global nasal decongestant market.
2 mins
29 November-December 5 2025
New Zealand Listener
View from the hilltop
A classy Hawke's Bay syrah hits all the right notes to command a high price.
2 mins
29 November-December 5 2025
New Zealand Listener
Speak easy
Much is still unknown about the causes of stuttering but researchers are making progress on its genetic origins.
3 mins
29 November-December 5 2025
New Zealand Listener
Recycling the family silver?
As election year looms, National is looking for ways to pay for its inevitable promises.
4 mins
29 November-December 5 2025
Translate
Change font size

