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|29 November-December 5 2025
It's green, but boy, is it mean: the escalating civil war over footpaths. Bikes, e-scooters and even stately paced mobility scooters are causing injury and aggro, facilitating crime at increasing rates worldwide, with various countries introducing controls.
It's likely nowhere is this taken more seriously than in Slovakia, where a maximum speed will next year be set for all footpath users, wheeled, bipedal or quadra-pedal. It's 6km/h. No exceptions.
Slovakia has deemed this an acceptable walking speed, which bikes and e-bikes in particular should not exceed for safety's sake.
In the capital, Bratislava, population 475,000, nearly 300 pavement injuries have been reported this year, most caused by e-scooters.
Trouble is, 6km/h is a fairly pedestrian speed even for pedestrians. It would barely elevate most people's heart rate to a metabolically beneficial state, and pretty much proscribes even a quick dash for the bus.
For comparison, “quick march” walking speed is 7-9km/h (military marchers lumping 25kg average 7.4km/h). Mobility scooters can do at least 18km/h, though most jurisdictions have legal limits well below that.
And there is absolutely no control mechanism for the velocity a suddenly hurtling toddler is capable of attaining.
This story is from the 29 November-December 5 2025 edition of New Zealand Listener.
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