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When It's All Too Much
The Walrus
|September/October 2025
What photography teaches me about surviving the news cycle

I GREW UP FIGHTING BULLIES in the shadow of a steel plant in a Northern Ontario border town. That sounds dramatic. What I'm saying is that I grew up in a rough neighbourhood, where there was a lot of prepubescent schoolyard bullying. Nobody came out of it unscathed, physically or emotionally. We learned hard lessons but acquired some intangible skills from those strange formative years: how to trash-talk, when to fight back and when not to, how to make allies and lasting friendships, and how to win the respect of someone who promises to “pull your arms through your butthole at recess.”
One of those golden schoolyard rules: if a bully ever threatens you, never show up at his house uninvited while he's playing Nintendo with his friends and ask, “Can we be besties?”
Instant laughter. Automatic mockery. Cue the atomic wedgie.
You can imagine my horror (and waves of repressed memories) when, last November, I saw a photo of then prime minister Justin Trudeau sitting around a table with then US president-elect Donald Trump at Mara-Lago.
“He’s done for,” I thought. “It’s wedgie time.”

This story is from the September/October 2025 edition of The Walrus.
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