DEAL WITH THE DEVIL!

Evil Joran confesses to Natalee Holloway murder – but won’t serve time for crime

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AMERICAN beauty Natalee Holloway’s long-suffering parents have finally found closure as twisted Joran van der Sloot confessed to savagely murdering the tragic teen — but, incredibly, the monster will face ZERO consequences for the brutal crime!

In a sweetheart plea deal, the 36-year-old Dutch sociopath — who is already serving 28 years in a Peruvian prison for killing another woman — admitted in a Birmingham, Ala., courtroom he used a cinder block to crush the vacationing 18-year-old blonde’s head in May 2005 after she refused to have sex with him on an Aruba beach.

Court documents indicate the hulking 6-foot-5 brute then callously dumped her lifeless corpse in the Caribbean! 

Considered the prime suspect since the day Natalee disappeared, Joran’s confession came after he was extradited from Peru to face charges he ruthlessly extorted $250,000 from Natalee’s distraught parents, Beth and Dave Holloway, in 2010.