VAMPIRE KIDS BEHEADED SO THEY CAN'T RISE AGAIN!

IN A chilling and gruesome discovery, archaeologists have unearthed the ancient burial ground of “vampire children” — with one of the tiny skeletons decapitated to prevent the pint-sized bloodsucker rising from the grave!

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“The burial clearly shows signs of anti-vampire practices,” confirms a gobsmacked Dr. Stanislaw Golub, an archaeologist with the Lublin Voivodeship Conservator of Monuments and leader of the delicate excavation.

Workers in Poland were the first to stumble across the eerie boneyard while yanking up tree roots for a garden overhaul.