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|July 2018
Muscling in on the survival scene, CONAN EXILES? You and whose Arnie?

We’re all grown-ups here, and this isn’t the first survival game to render male and female genitalia in detail. However it is, as far as I know, the only survival sim in which you tweak the size of your character’s personal areas while they hang nailed to a cross, their breasts or scrotum flapping in the breeze as if being teased by a vacuum cleaner. Half-Life had the train. Oblivion had the sewer exit. Conan Exiles has this.
This story is from the July 2018 edition of PC Gamer.
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