Dragon Age Franchise Romances: Bachelors Ranked

Emsey fancies a bit of some companions.

- Emsey Walker

Because it’s been ten whole years this November since Dragon Age appeared in our lives and stole our hearts, but also because I really like ranking romances, here’s an article ranking the male character romances of the franchise as a whole.

10. Sebastian

Sorry Sebastian fans but this Starkhaven prince is at the very bottom of my list. Not only is his romance behind a paywall (DLC) but it’s just incredibly boring, and unsatisfactory. There’s very little actual romance content, and the closest you get to an ending together is a chaste marriage in the Chantry. It doesn’t help that the character is self-righteous, judgemental and wildly irritating. His only saving grace is his beautiful voice, given to him by the Scottish voice actor Alec Newman, but it’s not enough to save him from the bottom of the barrel.

9. Anders

Oh Anders. If only you had remained the unpossessed, sarcastic lil’ mage from Awakening, perhaps you would have featured higher up in this list. Sadly Justice came along, and twisted you into a whingy, melodramatic apostate, with no qualms about blowing up the Chantry and killing hundreds of people. Although, it may have been the loss of poor Ser Pouncea-lot the cat that pushed him over the edge. Regardless, he’s feline free, and free of my love, only the hardcore chantry-hating amongst us would enjoy this romance. And I’m still bitter they ruined him from Awakening.