Get Glitz Or Die Tryin'

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For a man who’s not only starring in his own videogame but as a hugely successful version of himself, your boy 50 Cent sure doesn’t sound like he’s happy about his lot in life. Whether it’s threatening a (slim) shady tour promoter who won’t pay him or bizarrely talking up the gangs of New York City, his voice acting sounds like he’s a sloth slowly waking up from anaesthesia.

It’s the foundation of the most unintentionally hilarious opening in videogames. Blood on the Sand start