The 7 Rules For Sex In The Shower

You’d better clean up your act before you start plugging away (apologies!)

- Faye M Smith

1 Doing the dirty

Let’s face it, bathrooms take a lot of crap. Literally. But how can the place where you’re grappling with King Kong’s right arm one minute be erotic enough to channel a wet damsel in distress the next? It’s all in the setting. ‘Get some scented candles,’ urges Lovehoney’s sex expert Sammi Cole. ‘And, if you’re sharing a house, stick on music to mask those moans!’

2 Go careful now

Ever wondered why pensioners have handles in their showers? It’s because they love a bit of bathroom rodeo. Kidding. They know how messing about in water can be more risky than a mini-break in Syria. Fact. So be like Nana and watch your step. ‘Try Lovehoney Sex In The Shower Suction Foot Rest or Suction Handle (£14.99 each)