KIM JONG-UN IS BIGGEST LOSER!

Rocketman’s fat meltdown goes nuclear

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NORTH Korea’s notoriously tubby tyrant, Kim Jong-un, has suddenly slimmed down — sparking new fears over his health!

The nuke-happy nut recently resurfaced at a powwow for Communist party officials after not being seen in public for a month. Insiders say the secretive Supreme Leader — who once weighed at least 308 pounds — appears to have shed a “significant amount of lard,” which show in how he cinched his favorite $12,000 Swiss watch!