OSTEOARTHRITIS CURE IS NEAR!

A CURE for osteoarthritis, which causes painful, stiff joints, may be widely available in just five years!

ODD FATHER SAJAK SCARES HIS DAUGHTER

Keeping him away from new squeeze

CATWOMAN MICHELLE SINKS HER CLAWS INTO YELLOWSTONE!

CRANKY Kevin Costner and meandering Matthew McConaughey are both jockeying for position to be the overlord of Yellowstone, but there's growing talk Michelle Pfeiffer will knock them both off their pedestals and become the franchise's undisputed cowboy queen leaving the high-profile guys playing second fiddle!

WHY TORI SPELLING CAN'T POOP ALONE!

DEAR DR. GILDA: What's the straight poop on Tori Spelling? The D-list actress says she can't go to the bathroom without someone watching her - is this normal?

DOMESTIC DIVA DUST-UP

PRIM and proper Martha Stewart is publicly saying polite things about the Duchess of Sussex's latest lifestyle company.

WOLVERINE HUGH'S MUTANT MELTDOWN

Friends fear divorce sent him over edge

GIRL, 7, SELLS LEMONADE TO BUY MOM'S GRAVE MARKER

Raises $10G after tragedy

KEANU PUTTING A RING ON IT!

Ready for simple wedding without 4 S400M prenup

Jen & Sandy SHOP FOR NEW LOOK!

Lovelorn pals in dual quest for fountain of youth

BETTE'S REALITY REBOOT!

Hopes Housewives Will be the wind heneath her wings

LIZZO ON THE LAM!

Thin-skinned crybaby too soft for showbiz

PICKED APART!

Fans lobhy to dump Robbie bring ack Frank

LAW & ORDER STAR'S DOG SHOT DEAD!

Delivery driver suspended after Harmon tragedy

MALCOLM IN A MUDDLE!

Frankie regrets price of TV fame

JELLY ROLL'S NEW DRUG NIGHTMARE!

Teel faughter wasn't soler for entire summer

SCREAM COPYCAT'S CHAINSAW MASSACRE

Busted for hloodhath mirroring horror movie

TAYLOR'S BITCHY BFFs BLAKE & SELENA IN LINE FOR SWIFT KICK!

GLOBAL phenom Taylor Swift is caught in the middle of a bitter feud between her two besties, Blake Lively and Selena Gomez, and she may be forced to give one of them the boot, say sources.

KING CHARLES STRICKEN WITH BELL'S PALSY!

Facial paralysis makes it hard to sneak forces him to lie low

BALONEY!

Judge Judy on warpath to save Menendez bros

DISEASE STEALS CHRISTINA LEGS!

Can't stand & living in pain

DIDDY DO IT?

Accuser charges Combs tore page irom Epstein’s sex slave playbook

CHEVY CHASES HAPPY ENDING!

FUNNYMAN Chevy Chase has laughed in the face of death, and now sources gab the grateful goofball, 80, has abandoned his old grudges — and notoriously bad attitude — and hopes to happily live another 20 years!

EXERCISE PILL FOR COUCH POTATOES!

IT’S the news couch potatoes have been waiting for scientists are getting closer to developing a pill that offers the same health benefits as sweating it out at a gym!

UFOS CAUGHT ON CAMERA!

Oil rig images are believed to expose location of secret base

WONDER DRUGS OFFER NEW HOPE

DEMENTIA-related medical breakthroughs are rare, but three game-changing medications already promise to do much more than merely mask symptoms!

CELEB POWER PLAYS JOLT SCIENTOLOGY!

“Travolta Moss take aim at Cruise

WAS BRIDGE DISASTER FOREIGN SABOTAGE?

CIA operative insists Baltimore's husy port is target for attempt to devastate U.S. economy

SOPHIE & JOE STILL GRINDING CUSTODY AXES!

JOE JONAS and Sophie Turner’s split just got even nastier after the actress asked a judge to “reactivate” their divorce case when property and child custody mediation failed.

LIB REVOLT ROCKS NBC

Network cuts Pight-wing Ronna after Staff protest

JUSTIN FEARS BRIT'S REVENGE!

POP star Justin Timberlake is set to launch his first U.S. tour in five years later this month, but sources say he’s worried sick that catcalls from ex-galpal Britney Spears’ loyal fans will sink his comeback!