STICKY-FINGERED GUMSHOE FIRED!

Cop was busted for shoplifting while in uniform

FEDS STING JAPAN MOB BOSS!

Yakuza accused in plot to help Iran build nukes

RICKI MELTS OFF DEADLY BLUBBER

Down to 140 without drugs

MEL B'S CUSTODY WAR STILL SCARY

THE custody war between Spice Girls beauty Mel B and her ex-hubby Stephen Belafonte over their 11-year-old daughter is still raging, with the singer charging her ex is brainwashing the girl against her.

MAKING A SWIFT EXIT!

Singer's father flees after being accused of punching photog

UNFORGIVING WILLIAM CAN NEVER TRUST HARRY

Future king won't let brother back into royal family

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO MICHAEL'S NOSE!

DECADES before he died of an overdose in 2009, surgeons speculated Michael Jackson had so many nose jobs, his nasal cavity caved in, forcing him to wear a prosthetic sniffer.

SIMON'S FACE LOOKS NASTY!

Razor-tongued Idol icon getting unrecognizable

MEG'S LARGE LIPS CAN SINK SHIPS!

Freakish fillers have gone bad

PRISCILLA SUED AS DEADBEAT!

PRISCILLA PRESLEY is being taken to the cleaners by a former business partner who claims she saved Elvis’ widow from “financial ruin and public embarrassment” by working magic on her finances and crisis PR management — and is still owed big bucks in unpaid bills for her work!

EPSTEIN ISLAND NOW A TWISTED NEW VIDEO GAME

A DERANGED new game called “Epstein” that’s set on an island is being widely blasted as a brazen, and warped, attempt to capitalize on the horrific acts of the late pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, who ran the Caribbean atoll Little St. James as his personal sex playpen.

ZOMBIE DEER DISEASE JUMPING TO HUMANS!

Incurable & always fatal

PIRATE JOHNNY'S IN DEEP SHEIK!

Killer bromance with Saudi prince

BABY BAKED IN OVEN!

Troubled mom’s goose is cooked

BLOOD MONEY!

Chilling probe claims sick & dying critters' vital fluids are sold to your cats & dogs

ROBERT WAGNER'S BOOZY LAST DAYS

ACTING legend Robert Wagner has been partying like a champ at age 94, and pals say he’s happy to spend his twilight years with a glass in his hand and a smug smile on his mug!

HARRY GOES ALL IN!

Abandoning titles to be U.S. citizen - but Meghan isn't delighted by idea

MADONNA'S A BIG FLOP!

Comeback tour hits the skids

GET MARRIED ALREADY!

Seacrest mom lays down law as gay chatter singles out bachelor

BRITNEY TRYING TO MAKE BABY WITH BAD BOY!

TROUBLED Britney Spears insists “being single is awesome,” but spies say the hot-to-trot blonde is having secret hookups with her bad boy housekeeper Paul Richard Soliz — and wants his baby!

HUCKSTER HARRY'S MERCY FLIGHT WAS SHAMELESS STUNT!

King's inner circle trashes cynical son

PRESIDENTIAL PERVS EXPOSED BY OWN HANDS

Therr lurid love letters and dirty doings

FALLEN IDOL!

Katy Perry leaving TV competition under dark cloud

JESSICA & ASHLEE'S SURGICAL SISTER ACT

Aiming to be living dolls

DRAFT DODGER TRUMP JEALOUS OF HERO VETS!

Shrinks insist attacks on military are fueled hy the knowledge he lacked nerve to serve

OVER MY DEAD BODY!

Britney plays hardball as dad demands cash

BUDDY HOLLY CRASH SOLVED!

EXPERTS have discovered the shocking causes behind the tragic plane crash that killed rock star Buddy Holly, two other rising musicians and their pilot 65 years ago.

SEX CREEP COSBY IS CALLED OUT AGAIN!

Sued for drugging & assaulting yet another teenager

DREW'S SUICIDAL CRIES FOR HELP

THE Price Is Right’s Drew Carey admits he twice attempted suicide because he was “tired” of his life!

KRISTOFFERSON CHANGES TUNE!

87-year-old coming out of retirement